Glitch Cat

$GCAT ON SOLANA

> CLICK ANYWHERE TO THROW TRASH

GLITCHCAT LIVES IN YOUR SCREEN
EATS PIXELS. SPITS MEMES.

CONNECT 2 THE DUMP

DO NOT DM DEV. DEV IS EATING HALF A HOTDOG FOUND IN THE STREET.

ROADMAP 2 LAMBO (OR CARDBOARD BOX)

WE HAV A PLAN. VERRY GOOD PLAN. NO RUG.

• PHAYSE 1: WAKE UP IN DUMPSTER. FIND IPHONE WITH 1% BATERRY. LAUNCH TOKEN ON PUMP.FUN.
• PHAYSE 2: PAY INFLOOENSER WITH MOLDY BREAD. CHART GO UPPP. MAKE TG MUTE SO NO FUD.
• PHAYSE 3: TAKEOVER LOCAL LANDFILL. FLIP DOGE. BECOME KING OF GARBAGE MOUNTAIN.
• PHAYSE 4: UTILITY??? MAYBE WE BUILD A STAKING DAP WHERE U STAKE TRASH 2 EARN MORE TRASH??? (PROBABLY NOT JUST LAZY)
• PHAYSE 5: MOON. DEFINITLY MOON. TRUST ME BRO.

TRASHOMICS

1 BILLION TOKENS. ALL IN THE CIRCULATING DUMPSTER.